What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 07:09
No, not a chance
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is your best gay fantasy?
Loons and Moons
No go.
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
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Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
How did you adjust to civilian life after your military service in the British Army?
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
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